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Elvis Presley

By: JimmyfromQueensPublished: 10/18/2000
 
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Arrested for growing a huge ass in his old age?

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    (04.30.2003 9:00:05 PM EST)

    he got caught

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    haha, great site

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
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    This is number five now. Hoo Hoo!

    Arrested at the gates of Jerry Lee Lewis's house. Drunk and carrying a pistol. I guess he and Jerry Lee Lewis had somewhat of a rivalry.

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