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Actually
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roger
(05.16.2003 9:15:18 AM EST)
He was looking for his wife, the then 12 year old Madonna
Just protecting my sheep
damn
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bigjohn2
(04.30.2003 9:00:53 PM EST)
these old rockers are allways in trouble
First yet again
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.11.2000 11:43:59 AM EST)
A whole lot of shakin' going on. Thank you Jerry for giving me the opportunity to be the first comment four times in a row. It's truly an honor.
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