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"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
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"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this problem of ... older men who prey on underage women.... There are consequences to decisions and ... one way or another, people always wind up being held accountable."
— Bill Clinton, June 13, 1996, in a speech endorsing a national effort against teen pregnancy, quoted in U.S. News and World Report.
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#32 There are one million ants to every human in the world.
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... is so fat, When she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass!"
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Q. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A. Everyone has the same DNA.
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