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well
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bigjohn2
(02.08.2006 9:44:53 PM EST)
he's happy
uhmm
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leadj
(11.02.2005 10:36:04 AM EST)
yeah man, i got busted for crack
well, i got busted for beating my old lady.
Yeah, well i went fishing
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