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"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a more literate country and a hopefuller country." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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"A zebra does not change its spots."
— Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992.
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#28 Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying.
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... is so fat, When she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
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Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.
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