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Former Miss Nevada USA Katie Rees was arrested Tuesday, Feb. 5, 2008, for resisting arrest, speeding, driving on a suspended license and for expired license plates. Police reported that Rees became violent with the officer that pulled her over when informed that she could not drive away. Rees was stripped of her pageant title in December 2006 after pictures of her kissing other women while partially taking her clothes off were leaked to the Internet.
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