"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." —Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003
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teeth are is so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
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Yesterday my sister came over to play some cards.
- Poker?
- Hell no, I told you she's my sister
Jeffrey Jones, the actor universally known as hapless, snarky high school principal Ed Rooney in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and somewhat less well known as a convicted sex offender, was busted in Florida July 1, 2004. Jones failed to notify authorities before moving out of his mother's house and into a new residence, as required under Florida's sex offender statute.
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