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Former Phish frontman Trey Anastasio, who pleaded guilty to possessing painkillers without a prescription, posed for the below mug shot in January 2008 at the Washington County Sheriff's Office in upstate New York. Anastasio, 43, spent two days in jail after missing a drug counseling session that the musician was ordered to attend following his April 2007 plea to the felony drug charge. Anastasio was photographed during his 48-hour stay in the Fort Edward jail.
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