"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."-Interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000
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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
One Liners
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Quick Joke
Yesterday my sister came over to play some cards.
- Poker?
- Hell no, I told you she's my sister
Actress Heather Locklear was arrested by the California Highway Patrol in September 2008 on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription drugs. After receiving a call from a motorist who saw the 47-year-old Locklear driving erratically, officers found the TV star parked on the side of a road blocking traffic. She was booked into the Santa Barbara County Jail where she posed for the below mug shot before posting $5000 bail.
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