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Jeffrey Jones, the actor universally known as hapless, snarky high school principal Ed Rooney in Ferris Bueller's Day Off and somewhat less well known as a convicted sex offender, was busted in Florida July 1, 2004. Jones failed to notify authorities before moving out of his mother's house and into a new residence, as required under Florida's sex offender statute.
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