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	"They see the risks are high, the risk of being able to find a job or the risk of keeping the homeland secure." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002

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	"I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit." — Steven Wright, Comedian

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	#194 You don't have to be a lawyer to be a Supreme Court Justice.

	Yo Mama ...
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	One Liners
	Q: Why do women wear make-up and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink!

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	Casino Joke
	I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!

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	23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopyThe phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.