 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
 |
George W. Bush |
 |
| |
|
"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started, but nevertheless it happened as we showed up here."—Bush, in the same interview, discussing the economy
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
Random Quote |
|
| |
"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Snapple Facts |
|
| |
|
#172 The eye makes movements 50 times every second.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Yo Mama ... |
|
| |
|
has a short arm and can't applaud.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
One Liners |
|
| |
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the post offiice is flying at half-mast?
A: They're hiring.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
