Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."--Reuters, May 5, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I'm really excited about the incoming season."
— Errict Rhett
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#129 Mosquitos have 47 teeth.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so dark when people refer to Darkness coming in the future they refer to her next visit.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales?
A: So they can have 10 foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.
 
 


Sam Shepard

By: sgwookiePublished: 01/06/2009
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

NORMAL, ILL. — Police in Illinois say actor and playwright Sam Shepard has been arrested on preliminary charges of speeding and drunken driving.

Police Lt. Mark Kotte says officers stopped Shepard early Saturday in the central Illinois town of Normal.

Kotte says the 65-year-old Shepard was driving 16 mph over the 30 mph speed limit.

Kotte says a breath test indicated Shepard's blood-alcohol level was double the legal limit.

Shepard told police he had been at a tavern in nearby Bloomington and was heading to a hotel. He said he was on his way to his home in Kentucky from Minnesota.

Shepard won the 1979 Pulitzer Prize for drama for his play "Buried Child."

He posted bail in Bloomington. A man who answered the jail phone said he did not know the amount of bail. Attempts to locate an attorney for Shepard were unsuccessful.

Sam Shepard

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Salami Sam
  • Sam Kinison\'s Love Connection
  • Sam\'s New Boots
  • Sam Neill
  • Young Cybill Shepard
  • Cybil Shepard 1
  • Well Endowed Shepard
  • Cybil Shepard 2
  • Play It Again, Sam
  • Reaching Out
  • Are you lonesome tonight
  • Sam Kinison Discusses World Hunger
  • Bad Doggie
  • The Uncle Sam Genie
  • Sam The Dog
  • The Future Crocodile Hunter?
  • Play It Again Sam
  • Swinger Sam
  • He\'s Not Golfing Today Sam
  • Uncle Sam\'s Delight

  • More Mugshots...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    START THE FIRST ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  

    You must register to participate in this discussion. There are no threads in this Article Forum yet. Please check back soon...

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Lawrence Taylor - 2009
    NFL legend Lawrence Taylor was arrested by Florida ...
    11.13.2009

    Kimora Lee Simmons
    Kimora Lee Simmons, wife of hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons, was arrested outside her home in Saddle River, New Jersey.
    10.06.2009

    Chuck Knoblauch
    Former baseball star Chuck Knoblauch posed for this ...
    10.03.2009

    Plaxico Burress
    Plaxico Burress, the former New York Giants receiver, ...
    10.02.2009

    Rate This!

    4.00 Goofballs of 5
    138 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    John Daly
    After getting plastered (and passing out) at a Hooter's ...
    11.11.2008

    Gary Rossington
    Lynyrd Skynyrd co-founder Gary Rossington was arrested ...
    11.10.2008

    Heather Locklear
    Actress Heather Locklear was arrested by the California ...
    10.12.2008

    Heather Locklear Controlled Substance
    Released by the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Dept ...
    09.29.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Kid Rock - Again
    No, it wasn't a another fight with Tommy Lee that ...
    11.07.2007

    Shia LaBeouf - Transformers Star
    'Transformers' star SHIA LABEOUF was arrested ...
    11.06.2007

    Dwight Gooden (again)
    Former Met and Yankee pitcher Dwight Gooden was busted ...
    09.13.2007

    Dwight Gooden
    Former Met and Yankee pitcher Dwight Gooden was busted ...
    09.12.2007

    Lookie Here!
    Al Franken : Why Not Me?

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.