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Steve McNair arrested for DUI and weapons possession on May 22, 2003. He has a permit for the weapon, but you are not suppose to have the weapon with you when you are hammered. Steve blew a .18 and the state limit is .10. Way to go Steve.
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marvin
(05.24.2003 6:59:46 AM EST)
He's an American Football player, nuff said.
and he is ?
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marvin
(05.24.2003 6:56:01 AM EST)
Here you would get 5 years for the weapon possession (minimum) and a driving ban of 12 months maybe .... but where you going to drive to inside ?
Sorry I don't know this guy at all and can't be bothered to go look him up.
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