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Tonya Harding was arrested for arranging to have and her band of henchmen: ex-husband Jeff Gillooly, Derrick Smith, Shawn Eckardt and Shane Stant, club skating rival Nancy Kerrigan on the knee before the 1994 Olympics. She should have also been arrested for making one of the worst amateur porn videos of all time.
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bigjohn2
(01.11.2003 10:35:04 PM EST)
thats all
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cartmenz
(02.23.2001 8:35:35 PM EST)
This sucks as does she!!!!!
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Joe2pac
(02.14.2001 3:08:33 PM EST)
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.28.2000 1:06:40 PM EST)
this web sit is the best i have ever seen
Ice Skating?
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.25.2000 9:41:08 PM EST)
My name is Tonya Harding and I sniff antelope wangs and eat goatburgers while sitting on the toilet. I never ice skate.
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.14.2000 9:48:46 PM EST)
THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A MUGSHOT THAT LOOKS LIKE HER SENOIR PICTUR.
Tah Dah!
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.27.2000 10:39:56 AM EST)
I am first again! Man, this is getting easy! I'd like to thank Tanya for being a goal-oriented person and the academy for making it all possible.
Are you sure this is a mug shot? It looks more like a high school yearbook photo.
And since you mention the porn video, why not include a link to it?
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