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By: VirtualJulPublished: 08/30/1999
 
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Rose was convicted on one count of property damage and four counts of misdemeanor assault after an incident at a 1991 Guns 'N' Roses concert that left more than 20 police officers and more than 40 fans injured. The rock singer was given two years' probation.

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I wish (0 replies)
started by roger
(05.13.2003 2:24:44 AM EST)


somebody would give me two years. I could use 'em about now.


Just protecting my sheep
Axl (0 replies)
started by trble3641
(06.07.2000 7:44:55 PM EST)

I live in the city he got in trouble in & was at the concert where he started the riot. And in defence of Axl, he did nothing wrong in my eyes, I was in 2nd row & he kept asking the security to do something about the guy taping his concert. So i blame the security guys for not doin their job that they should have been doin. But i don't see why Axl should have started a fight which hurt alot of innocent fans that were there to see a good show. But Axl did have alot of balls to jump on a guy that was 3 times his size & a body builder.

William Bailey - You Fucking Legend!!! (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.30.2000 6:38:37 AM EST)

Well... he is!

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