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Byron 'Bam' Morris

By: VirtualJulPublished: 09/14/1999
 
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Kansas City Chiefs running back Morris, then with the Pittsburgh Steelers, was arrested in March 1996 for possession of between 5 and 50 pounds of marijuana. That June, he pleaded guilty to possession of marijuana, and prosecutors dropped a more serious charge of cocaine possession. He was placed on six years' probation, fined $7,000 and ordered to perform 200 hours of community service. But he ended up having to serve 89 days in jail after admitting he missed seven meetings with his probation officer from July 1996 to August 1997.

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(05.15.2003 11:37:07 AM EST)


I hope anonymous goofball got it all off his chest about his horrible stay in prison.


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Look at this prison bitch, this guy getting reared more than a set newborn triplets. Hey Bam, the only bam I hear is your hams getting smacked by salamis and nightsticks, enjoy your stay at the prison, you little bitch, I hope you like eating cum because you be doing alot of that, beau

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