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Darryl Strawberry

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 04/15/1999
 
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TAMPA, Fla. — Just six months after undergoing colon cancer treatment, the career of Darryl Strawberry took another disastrous turn Wednesday night when the New York Yankees outfielder was arrested on charges of cocaine possession and solicitation for prostitution.

The New York Yankees outfielder, in a gold-colored 1999 Ford Explorer, solicited an undercover officer for sex for $50, a spokesman for the Tampa Police department said after Wednesday night's arrest about three miles from the team's training complex.

Upon being searched by two police officers at 10:10 p.m. ET, 0.3 grams of powder cocaine was found wrapped inside a $20 bill inside of his wallet, police said.

After being booked at the Hillsborough County Jail, he was released on $6,000 bond.

Strawberry's list of substance abuse problems is lengthy.

Major League Baseball suspended him for 60 days in 1995 after he tested positive for cocaine. The previous year, he entered the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, Calif., and spent four weeks undergoing treatment of a substance abuse problem. In 1990, he entered the Smithers Center in New York for alcohol rehabilitation.

In addition to substance abuse, Strawberry also ran afoul of tax laws. In April 1995, a federal court ordered him to repay $350,000 in back taxes and sentenced him to six months of home confinement. But the order allowed him to leave home for practice and games, and to travel to road games.

Strawberry, who came to prominence with the New York Mets in the early 1980s and won the NL Rookie of the Year award in 1983, also has had off-and-on problems in Los Angeles, where he was accused of failing to make timely payments to his ex-wife Lisa.

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