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 Bill Gates | | By: VirtualJul | Published: 09/07/1999 | | |  |
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Exactly why Microsoft mogul Bill Gates was arrested has never
been made clear. The records manager at the Albuquerque
Police Department said that after a thorough search no arrest
record was found in connection with this mug shot. Microsoft
spokeswoman Kimberly Kuresman said that Gates recalls being
taken in for running a red light and driving without a license.
"It is well-known that when Bill was young he didn't have a very
good driving record," she said. Indeed, the Albuquerque Police
have two additional records that back up Kuresman's statement.
The first dated September 29, 1975, has Gates speeding as well
as driving without a license. In the other report Gates was hit
by another driver who failed to obey a stop sign.

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It's hard to believe, but true. Bill Gate, Microsoft mongul and computer nerd, is really a delinquent. He's not as bad ass as me. However, you might not want to fuck with this smartass Star Trek Geek! He might put a cap in ya ass.
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I B Bill an' I own you suckaz! no linux in micro-soft, only M$ Unix 4 us, hahaha! eat windoze an' drink milk, foo'!
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i think we should have a bill gates section on every page, instead of yo momma. now down't get me wrong, i LOVE the yo momma section, but a bill gates section would be hilarious. maybe a mix of the two would be nice.man, fuck that
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If this site were running Linux, the formatting error wouldn't have happened. :-)
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nonono,
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