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Bill Gates

By: VirtualJulPublished: 09/07/1999
 
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Exactly why Microsoft mogul Bill Gates was arrested has never been made clear. The records manager at the Albuquerque Police Department said that after a thorough search no arrest record was found in connection with this mug shot. Microsoft spokeswoman Kimberly Kuresman said that Gates recalls being taken in for running a red light and driving without a license. "It is well-known that when Bill was young he didn't have a very good driving record," she said. Indeed, the Albuquerque Police have two additional records that back up Kuresman's statement. The first dated September 29, 1975, has Gates speeding as well as driving without a license. In the other report Gates was hit by another driver who failed to obey a stop sign.

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LMAO (0 replies)
started by roger
(05.15.2003 11:43:57 AM EST)


@ JSkills and his Linux rant..

^5


Just protecting my sheep
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started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.17.2001 11:58:18 PM EST)

asdfasdf

Bill Gates lives Thuglife!!! (0 replies)
started by duck888
(02.08.2001 11:41:52 AM EST)

It's hard to believe, but true. Bill Gate, Microsoft mongul and computer nerd, is really a delinquent. He's not as bad ass as me. However, you might not want to fuck with this smartass Star Trek Geek! He might put a cap in ya ass.

I. B. Gill Bates! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.02.2001 7:47:55 AM EST)

I B Bill an' I own you suckaz! no linux in micro-soft, only M$ Unix 4 us, hahaha! eat windoze an' drink milk, foo'!

billgates@suckit.com (0 replies)
started by razor696
(10.10.2000 11:26:52 PM EST)

i think we should have a bill gates section on every page, instead of yo momma. now down't get me wrong, i LOVE the yo momma section, but a bill gates section would be hilarious. maybe a mix of the two would be nice.

man, fuck that

Only ONE good aspect? (0 replies)
started by JSkills
(09.27.2000 12:33:14 PM EST)

Come on now ...


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Linux (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.26.2000 9:57:38 PM EST)

Linux. At least that's one good aspect of Goofball.

Hey! (0 replies)
started by JSkills
(09.25.2000 2:24:49 PM EST)

The site is running Linux!


JSkills
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Yeah but... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.21.2000 1:54:40 PM EST)

If this site were running Linux, the formatting error wouldn't have happened. :-)

sorry (0 replies)
started by Albatros
(06.29.2000 12:25:46 PM EST)

i meant 3 ppl down

way to be... (0 replies)
started by Albatros
(06.29.2000 12:25:18 PM EST)

nonono,
its that damn idiot two ppl down with all the OOOOOOO,s
its marked as one long word and therefore put on one loooooong line.
we all have that idiot to thank!

I think... (0 replies)
started by CYCO
(06.28.2000 2:51:30 PM EST)

Bill Gates got to you and fucked up this page!

hey now!

the hell (0 replies)
started by ceo4lyfe
(06.07.2000 12:20:08 PM EST)

why is this page so damn big

a guy (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.30.2000 9:53:37 PM EST)

UR PRETTY KEWL my dad just bought some stocks in microsoft but then like a week later the stocks dropped cuz people thought u were trying to monopilize other companies or whatever so keep on makin the money but not too much

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