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Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
This 1994 mugshot was taken when Slater was picked up at New York's JFK Airport after trying to enter the terminal while packing a 9mm pistol. But, as we now know, this was not the end of the actor's troubles with the law...
Christian Slater has since served a three month sentence for his 1997 drug/booze-hazed rampage in an LA hotel. Before police arrived, an intoxicated Slater was said to be running through the halls half-naked and that he engaged in a heated argument with his girlfriend and punched her in the face. When the party host tried to play peacemaker, Slater also slugged him in the gut. He later admitted to police that he had been "drinking for days" and was on heroin and cocaine.
Additionally Slater's rapsheet includes a 1989, drunk driving conviction after leading police on a high-speed chase.
christian slater
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spirit007
(01.20.2001 8:19:35 PM EST)
Hey, he's a little rich boy. Has so much money that he's bored. Rich is not alway's worth it.
alrighty
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luvly1
(12.03.2000 3:23:11 PM EST)
????...okay...he looks amused!He's still a cutie!
a fun time
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smutmaster
(10.29.2000 2:54:14 AM EST)
he looks as if he's enjoying himself
maybe someones tickling his balls
please
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scord143
(09.25.2000 11:58:58 PM EST)
He is not a loser- just a regular person.
Sherri
loser
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straws007
(06.20.2000 7:04:55 PM EST)
hes a loser
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