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NBA star Camby, now of the New York Knicks, was pulled over by
the police in 1997. After his car was searched, he was charged
with possession of marijuana. He was ordered to perform 16 hours
of community service.
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16 hours
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started by
roger
(05.15.2003 11:44:42 AM EST)
of saying over and over, "That's not my job."
hahaha
Just protecting my sheep
goodjob
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.27.2000 2:42:02 PM EST)
quit hatin him
Camby
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started by
MyGodiscamby
(12.01.2000 10:18:02 PM EST)
Camby Is my god
And Thats the Bottom Line...THAT YOULL NEVER EEEEEEEVER FORGET AGANE...IF YA SMELLALALALALLAAAOO WHAT I AM COOKIN...HAve a nice day!
GO UMASS
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started by
turnrock
(11.24.2000 9:53:57 PM EST)
Hey, I go to UMASS, Camby's college, and this is so funny cuz South Windsor is so near UMass and I could totally see Camby and all those bawlers gettin high before the NCAA tournie...probably not, but still funny to me.
C. Jason Reidy
mug shots blow
(2 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.24.2000 10:52:17 PM EST)
i gotta shit
what a fag
(0 replies)
started by
Logan17
(06.17.2000 10:32:48 PM EST)
Hes the boog!
LoGaN
what a fag
(0 replies)
started by
Logan17
(06.17.2000 10:32:39 PM EST)
Hes the boog!
LoGaN
camby
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.12.2000 2:10:10 PM EST)
I love you marcus!!
the big crybaby
(1 reply)
started by
bigstick
(05.31.2000 11:40:20 PM EST)
camby is the biggest crybaby in the game today. every time he fouls someone he puts on a face like a damn baby.
Time to step it up!
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started by
stevoz
(05.31.2000 1:42:37 PM EST)
Its time for Mr. Camby to start playin some ball. His guy is playing like shit. Lets go KNICKS! Kick so Pacer ASS..F Reggie!!!
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