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Matthew McConaughey

By: VirtualJulPublished: 06/19/2000
 
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Matthew McConaughey was arrested in Fall 1999 after some late-night musical exploits in his Austin, Texas home caused police to investigate a noise complaint from his neighbors. Police say they found him nude playing the bongo drums and in possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. He was booked on drug charges and resisting arrest, but all charges were eventually dropped except for a $50 noise violation fine.

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    started by roger
    (05.15.2003 12:18:35 PM EST)

    he was just partying


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    started by HoTsk8rChiKa
    (05.06.2001 3:02:43 AM EST)
    could he have been, while playing the bongos? I mean...what the hell was he doing to them? Anyways, he was definitely NOT there alone, nude, playing a musical instrument. I wanna know who was there with him!

    xoxo.LovE.xoxo *Aly Leigh*

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    (06.25.2000 6:35:04 AM EST)
    his ass. The only reason i liked this one, is b/c he's an asshole.

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    started by JSkills
    (06.19.2000 1:41:10 PM EST)
    so was the other dude playing the bongos with him. True fact.


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