"It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children." -George W. Bush, on "parental empowerment in education," April 12, 2001
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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." — Barbara Bush, former U.S. First Lady
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#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
One Liners
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Dana Plato
Charge: Armed robbery
Published : 03.29.1999
Rate: 2.92
Don King
This will be updated soon enough, doesnt look like him at all.
Published : 03.19.1999
Rate: 2.96
