"By making the right choices, we can make the right choice for our future."Bush, sharing insights into improving Americans' health and fitness Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he canget me five." Steven Wright, Comedian
#211 The average koala sleeps 22 hours each day.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.
Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.