"We can help somebody who hurts by hugging a neighbor in need."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush To Marine Personnel and Their Families," April 3, 2003
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Q: Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? A: They fought like animals and retained water for fourdays.