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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
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"When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever wewalked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#212 Galapagos turtles can take up to three weeks to digest a meal.
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so ugly she make onions cry.
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Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.
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Lard-Ass Puss
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started by
tub
(06.06.2001 2:47:04 AM EST)
He ought to be arrested for his shitty music....put him in jail and throw away the key so we never have to hear his queer voice anymore.Political Correctness is nothing but Liberal Facism seeking to limit your freedom of speech at Goofball. Stand up and defend yourself. Long Live Goofball!!!!!!!!!!
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who gives a shit, you loserz?
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started by
sal1981
(02.27.2001 9:04:55 AM EST)
What is up wit ya totally stupid morons? Who gives a shit ´bout how´s first?
Bloody morons!Goofball site is funny
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Why David Crosby Was Arrested
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.03.2000 11:26:54 AM EST)
If I remember correctly, Crosby was pulled over for a traffic stop, or perhaps hippie profiling. When his vehicle was searched, texas rangers found a .45 caliber handgun under the driver's seat. when asked why he had it, he remarked 'John Lennon' That's how I remember this arrest.
-Sammy Percocet
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I just KNOW I'm third
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.01.2000 4:38:27 PM EST)
I can count, unlike the previous two boobs. :-Þ
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2nd
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started by
Rath2244
(11.01.2000 4:17:28 PM EST)
gay
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