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WENDYQUOTE
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started by
rufuswadd
(12.01.2000 11:48:27 AM EST)
"SAY GOODBYE TO THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT!"whatever
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Fantasy Football
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started by
Hooligan
(08.17.2000 10:02:12 AM EST)
Time for a fun , crazy FAntasy football year !! Come give it a shot : You have been invited to join master_hh's Private League in Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football. In order to join, just go to http://football.fantasysports. click the Sign Up Now! button and choose to Join a Private League. Then, when prompted, enter the following information... League ID#: 60480 Password: domino We will send you a confirmation with further details once you have completed the registration process. ...might as well go for soda...
nobody hurts and nobody dies
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Where is she now?
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started by
Circusjohn
(07.25.2000 2:35:22 PM EST)
Maybe in some cheap, amateurish porn somewhere... Oh, wait, I think she came from that...
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Ugly Is As Ugly Does!
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started by
AbercrombieDZombie
(07.02.2000 8:59:43 PM EST)
Who did Wendy think she was fooling? She sure as hell wasn't winning any beauty contests,pre-arrest. And odds are pretty good,she was trying to get into prison for a little R & R,if you know what I mean. ( And I think you do! )Abercrombie D.Zombie
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