Ray Lewis
By: VirtualJul	Published: 06/30/2000
Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis was charged with murder following the stabbing deaths of two men after the Super Bowl on Jan. 31, 2000. Lewis then accepted a plea bargain of 12 months probation for a misdemeanor obstruction of justice charge, then testified against the men who were with him at the time, Joseph Sweeting and Reginald "A.J." Oakley. Lewis was in Atlanta to watch as the St. Louis Rams beat the Tennessee Titans in the Super Bowl. Early the next morning a fight occurred leaving Jacinth D. Baker and Richard D. Lollar bleeding from fatal knife wounds and Lewis' limousine was riddled with bullets as it left the scene. A jury recently acquitted the two men of murder charges, leaving the football star as the only person to be convicted of a crime in the post-Super Bowl slayings. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Title:	Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery
By:	Anonymous Goofball
Date:	02.16.2001 2:43 PM EST

LOS ANGELES--Less than an hour after doctors discovered that the gland had become all screwy with the infections, legendary comedian Jerry Lewis underwent emergency surgery to remove his gefloigel Monday. "We had to go in through Mr. Lewis' schlaphlecky system, bypassing the oy-hayvel," said Dr. Jacob Weisz, Nice Mister Chief of Surgery at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. "But in the end, we were able to get him all being better and healthy, you know." Doctors have prescribed Lewis several weeks of bedrest, with the sleeping and the flowers and the nice music and hrrrrrn.

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Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery   started by Anonymous Goofball (02.16.2001 2:43:56 PM EST) LOS ANGELES--Less than an hour after doctors discovered that the gland had become all screwy with the infections, legendary comedian Jerry Lewis underwent emergency surgery to remove his gefloigel Monday. "We had to go in through Mr. Lewis' schlaphlecky system, bypassing the oy-hayvel," said Dr. Jacob Weisz, Nice Mister Chief of Surgery at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. "But in the end, we were able to get him all being better and healthy, you know." Doctors have prescribed Lewis several weeks of bedrest, with the sleeping and the flowers and the nice music and hrrrrrn.

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