"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."-Interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000
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Q: Hear about the new remake of The Exorcist? A: A woman contacts the devil to get a priest out of her son!
FUCK HE'S HOT!!!!!!!!!!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.15.2000 6:32:52 PM EST)
MY DEAR SWEET GOD. HE IS SOOOOO ROOTABLE.
buying a hoe in florida.
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started by
ready
(06.23.2000 0:11:52 AM EST)
I heard a rumor that he illegaly bought an under age hooker at the corner of pigly wiggly in chiply florida.
An officer caught them having
sex and took them to the local prison.
He was charged with seducing an underage citizen. The teenage hooker was only 14 years old. Her name was linsey rich. For now on she will be known as a local skank ass hoe in chiply florida. After that pee-wee was transfered to a tenetenary in sarasota county.
Linsy rich was no longer liked by anybody in chiply....
not even her parents. When this was all over She said in defense at her teen court hearing "I wish my daddy was hear..."
-Patrick canaday-
Chipley,FL
david wilber
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