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In 1991, an Indianapolis grand jury indicted Mike Tyson, the former world heavyweight champion, on the charge of rape. The charge stemmed from an incident that occurred when the boxer was a judge at the Miss Black America pageant.
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Pathetic
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roger
(05.16.2003 9:06:51 AM EST)
what a waste of human flesh
Just protecting my sheep
is this
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bigjohn2
(04.30.2003 9:08:55 PM EST)
a mug shot?
Mimi the circus clown
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2001 5:52:53 PM EST)
i think mike tyson is a fuckin idiot, even though im a fuckin clown and im supposed to act so fuckin funny all the fuckin time i thik im intitled to my fucking fuck opinion
WE KNOW THE SECRET
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.14.2001 9:37:27 PM EST)
We have found out your secret about the mugshots. They are a phony and if you put anymore phonys out of me and others celebritys i will get the police into this, and you don't want that now do you?
bitch!
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paulypanoochspan
(02.27.2001 8:28:57 AM EST)
diss is ludacliss! diss time ima wape yu and i wont git caught
hehe
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Mynok5
(10.27.2000 8:30:59 PM EST)
hehe look how big his head is!
my 80 year old husband is shaving his balls...What can I do?
R A P I S T ! ! ! ! !
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Embryo
(10.18.2000 9:21:33 AM EST)
Evander showed this pathetic loser how to box ... twice. Next time he tries to bite Evander's ear off he is going to go home with his entire ugly face swollen up the size of a beachball.
What a PATHETIC LOSER. Look out cannibal ... Evander is coming to get you again. How many chances are they going to give this deadbeat?
And I second what the person below me says ... I just hope the gorillas smell just like you ... ROTTEN.
Hey cami
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BriRedfern
(10.11.2000 5:16:36 PM EST)
You're a fuckin' idiot. I've never seen a more asinine posting on this site. I hope that some one finds you in a dark alley and holds you down while you get analy raped by AIDS infested gorillas on steroids. You're just a fucking ass.
Hey cami
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BriRedfern
(10.11.2000 5:16:27 PM EST)
You're a fuckin' idiot. I've never seen a more asinine posting on this site. I hope that some one finds you in a dark alley and holds you down while you get analy raped by aid infested gorillas on steroids. You're just a fucking ass.
Hey cami
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BriRedfern
(10.11.2000 5:15:38 PM EST)
You're a fuckin' idiot. I've never seen a more assanine posting on this site. I hope that some one finds you in a dark alley and holds you down while you get analy raped by aid infested gorillas on steroids. You're just a fucking ass.
PLEASE!!!
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cami
(09.26.2000 9:49:29 PM EST)
Mike didn't rape anybody. What she left her hotel rm to watch movies and eat popcorn at Mike hotel rm at 3am. PLEASE!!!
the chump!!!
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lordstanley
(08.24.2000 6:27:48 PM EST)
this guy was born a criminal should keep his ass in the big house. loser!!!!!
I think.
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wikidclown
(07.12.2000 11:19:33 AM EST)
No one can beat him NOW. Evander got lucky...er..um...twice. Iron Mike is ruthless, vicious, he'll eat you're children. Watch out.
MORON
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hardball
(07.01.2000 11:33:18 AM EST)
This is why eating paint is a bad thing. To bad he is such a moron he could have been the best the world had ever seen.Big dumb guy big dumb brain.
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