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"I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001
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Man Thought Hurt But Slightly Dead
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#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
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is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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