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Tim Allen

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/30/1998
 
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INCIDENT REPORT

NAME: Tim Allen

LOCATION: Kalamazoo, Michigan

ARREST: October 2, 1978

CHARGE: Delivery of a controlled substance; conspiracy

Two men drove a year-old, silver Chevy Nova, into the parking lot of the Kalamazoo airport one evening. They were delivering a substantial amount of cocaine to a third man. During the meeting, the three men were surprised to discover that they had fallen into a trap set by Michigan State Police.

One of them, Timothy Alan Dick, was taken to the Kalamazoo City Jail. He was interrogated for close to six hours and booked on drug charges. Tim Dick was then placed in a holding cell where he sat for two weeks. On October 17, 1978, he was released on a $100,000 bond.

On November 26, 1979, he pleaded no contest to the charges. Judge Patrick H. McCauly, of the Kalamazoo County Circuit Court, sentenced Mr. Dick, to not more than seven, and no less than three years in prison. The judge instructed the twenty-five-year-old prisoner that he should use this time to get his proverbial act together. Mr. Dick was credited forty-four days for his time in the city jail and was led away by officers of the Michigan Department of corrections.

While in prison, Mr. Dick learned to use his natural comedic abilities, to protect himself. He has been quoted as saying, "Humor was the best defense I had." - A rare rehabilitation success, Mr. Dick used his prison time to read voraciously and take a public-speaking course. That work helped lay the groundwork for his success as a comedian a few years after his release. Timothy Alan Dick changed his name to Tim Allen and became a headliner on the stand-up comedy circuit. In the 1990s he became the star of his own television series, "Home Improvement."

Tim Allen has been one of the only performers in history to have a number-one film, a number-one TV series, and a number-one best-selling book at the same time. "In a hideous way," Mr. Allen has stated, "getting caught probably saved my life."

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    Tim Taylor rocks (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.13.2003 2:00:41 AM EST)


    we've all done our little crimes.


    Just protecting my sheep
    ass holes (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.10.2001 3:49:57 PM EST)

    all of u all can kiss my ass, tim taylor is one funny guy so go find some donkey to fuck..lol

    YOU CAN CALL HIM WHAT EVER (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.21.2001 6:06:37 PM EST)

    YOU WANT TO

    I`M PRETTY SURE THAT HE DOSEN`T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OF HIM

    BECAUSE HE HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY AND SELL GUYS LIKE YOU

    KIND MAKES YOU ENVIOUS DOSEN`T IT

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    Faggots suck dick!

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    (08.10.2000 0:38:17 AM EST)

    Ummm. I believe it's spelled "faggot," faggot.

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    take that tim the tool man taylor.... faget

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