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Jose Canseco

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/30/1998
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NAME: Jose Canseco

LOCATION: Dade County, Florida

ARREST: March 4, 1984

CHARGE: Speeding

Canseco, the 1988 American League MVP, has been arrested for a series of auto-related crimes. In his candy-apple-red Jaguar XJS, he was arrested in Florida several times for speeding; while he was having an MRI performed on his arm at the University of California at San Francisco Medical Center, an unidentified passerby noticed a .9mm handgun on the floor of Canseco's car.

As Canseco and his wife were preparing to pull out of the hospital's parking spot, police stopped them. The Cansecos were asked to step away from the vehicle and the loaded gun was taken into police possession. Canseco was arrested for illegal possession of a handgun and released on $2,500 bail.

He ultimately pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor of possessing a weapon in an automobile and received a sentence of three years' unsupervised probation. In another incident, Canseco was arrested in his white Porsche for speeding and driving without a license. "I got pulled over for driving thirteen miles over the speed limit," stated the slugger. -Can you believe that?"

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    Low IQ gets you arrested??? (1 reply)
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    TJ is fucked

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