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George W. Bush
 
"Jessica Simpson is here with us, which means we've finally introduced reality TV to the Lincoln Theater."—Bush, introducing the pop singer and reality TV star on March 14 at Ford's Theater in Washington (where Lincoln was shot). Source: Richard Leiby, The Washington Post, "Reliable Source," March 16, 2004
 
 

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"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly theprescription ran out."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#209 The largest pumpkin ever grown weighed 1,061 lbs.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
 
 


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