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College student files suit for $1.8M saying Las Vegas hooker didn't spend enough time with him
A New York college student who claims a Las Vegas hooker did not spend enough time making him happy has sued ...
Published : 01.21.2011

Rate: 2.00
Man Gets Probation For Deer Sex
SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with ...
Published : 01.12.2011

Rate: 3.62
Want to Touch My Monkeys
A man with a mysterious bulge under his T-shirt was stopped, searched and detained at Mexico City's international airport after authorities found 18 tiny endangered monkeys in a girdle he was wearing ...
Published : 08.02.2010

Rate: 4.00
Woman Says Bowel Caused Alleged Shoplifting
A woman arrested for shoplifting has blamed the crime on irritable bowel syndrome ...
Published : 08.01.2010

Rate: 4.00
Sexing and Driving
Authorities say a New Jersey woman told them she was carjacked to cover up the fact that her car crashed because she was having sex ...
Published : 07.31.2010

Rate: 4.00
Seattle Man Charged In Bizarre Duck Case
A Seattle man has been charged with a slew of crimes that involved an alleged shoplifting, assaults and a pet duck named Mr. Peepers ...
Published : 07.30.2010

Rate: 4.00
Naked Man Superglued To Exercise Bike
JOHANNESBURG - A gang stripped a South African man ...
Published : 07.29.2010

Rate: 4.00
Teen Hurt Whacking Bullets With Hammer
LAKE LUZERNE, N.Y. - A teenager who put bullets in ...
Published : 07.28.2010

Rate: 4.00
Man Busted For Drunk Driving In Wheelchair
A wheelchair-bound German stunned ...
Published : 07.27.2010

Rate: 4.00
Crews Rescue 500-pound Man From River
Authorities this morning rescued a man weighing 500 pounds who had been stuck on the St. Croix River for more than 12 hours after suffering a medical emergency, a dispatcher with the Pine County, Minn., sheriff's office said ...
Published : 07.26.2010

Rate: 4.00
Naked Woman Accused Of Hammer Assaults
A woman who police say assaulted people with a hammer while she was naked was arrested on a variety of charges, including assault and obstruction of emergency communications. ...
Published : 07.25.2010

Rate: 4.00
Naked Man Arrested In Dallas Courthouse
A man stripped naked inside a Dallas County ...
Published : 07.24.2010

Rate: 4.00
Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
An Alabama minister who died in June of ...
Published : 07.23.2010

Rate: 4.00
Stuffed Potato
In what Australian customs officials called ...
Published : 07.22.2010

Rate: 4.00
Forensic Expert Used Lab To Test Hubby's Skivvies
LANSING, Michigan -- If you're going to be sneaking ...
Published : 07.21.2010

Rate: 4.00
Great Balls Of Fire
MOSCOW, Russia -- There are some things you just don't ...
Published : 07.20.2010

Rate: 4.00
Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer At Store
The naked truth: Three eastern Missouri ...
Published : 07.19.2010

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Transvestites On Trial For Theft
SHANGHAI – Five Filipino transvestites have gone ...
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Published : 11.14.2009

Rate: 3.83
Woman Pleads Guilty In Road Rage / Salad Dressing Case
BOISE, Idaho – An Idaho woman accused of ramming her ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 11.13.2009

Rate: 3.83
Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
Published : 10.28.2009

Rate: 3.80
Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
A man who told officers he was a ...
Published : 10.11.2009

Rate: 3.71
Naked Man Riding Motorcycle Charged With DUI
OCALA, Fla. – Authorities say a Florida man was charged ...
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Published : 09.28.2009

Rate: 4.09
Family Axes Wedding Plans, Egyptian Cuts Off Organ
A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.08.2009

Rate: 4.09
Man Could Face Dog-sex Charges
Wichita, Kansas - A 43-year-old man faces criminal ...
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Published : 09.07.2009

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Man 'driving Commando' Pulled Over For Speeding
RISING SUN, Md. – A Delaware man who claimed he lost ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.31.2009

Rate: 4.09
Man Went Naked To Dental Appointment
Police say a Connecticut man has ...
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Published : 08.30.2009

Rate: 4.09
Golfer Sentenced For Bashing Man With 6-iron
A golfer has been sentenced to 1 1/2 ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.29.2009

Rate: 4.09
Wal-Mart Worker Accused Of Beating Boss With Bat
Police in New Haven accused a Wal-Mart ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.28.2009

Rate: 4.09
Mom Allegedly Beats Daughter's School Bus Driver
Police booked a woman with beating ...
Published : 08.27.2009

Rate: 3.92
Felony Charges Filed In Women's Revenge Attack On Fond Du Lac Man
Four Fox Valley women face felony charges ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.20.2009

Rate: 4.09

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