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Man Uses Antlers In Road Rage Incident
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Men Sentenced For Setting Friend's Crotch Ablaze
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Published : 05.30.2009

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Woman Accused Of Beating Fiance At Prenup Party
POULSBO, Wash. – A Poulsbo woman was jailed after ...
Published : 05.29.2009

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Man Decides To Clean With Gasoline While Smoking
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Published : 05.28.2009

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Miss Outdoors Pageant
"The great outdoors" may translate to most beauty ...
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Published : 05.04.2009

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Man Flees Police In Underwear After Traffic Stop
A western New York man who police ...
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Published : 05.03.2009

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Angry Man Shoots Lawn Mower For Not Starting
A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting ...
Published : 05.02.2009

Rate: 4.09
Man Dials 911, Complains His Sub Had No Sauce
The sauce for a spicy Italian ...
Published : 05.01.2009

Rate: 4.17
Man Fires At McDonald's Window Over Breakfast Menu
Police said a customer fired one ...
Published : 04.30.2009

Rate: 4.09
Man Causing Stink In Motel Room Gets Stabbed
A man was stabbed after causing a stink ...
Published : 04.29.2009

Rate: 4.09
Homeless Woman No So Homeless
A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing ...
Published : 03.05.2009

Rate: 4.00
Michigan Police Taser Nude Man Outside Church
Going to church brought no peace ...
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Published : 03.04.2009

Rate: 4.09
Police Seek Blow-up Doll Sex Bandit
An Australian man broke into three adult ...
Published : 01.20.2009

Rate: 4.00
Texas Death Row Inmate Pulls Out Eye, Eats It
A Texas death row inmate with a history ...
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Published : 01.19.2009

Rate: 4.09
Police Arrest Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Police say a Michigan man ...
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Published : 11.10.2008

Rate: 3.83
Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.29.2008

Rate: 2.52
Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
Published : 09.01.2008

Rate: 1.77
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.09.2008

Rate: 3.73
Brothel Offers Customers Gas Rebate
Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
Published : 08.08.2008

Rate: 1.69
Naked Man Arrested After Hijacking Las Vegas Bus
Maybe he lost his shirt at a casino. Police in Las Vegas say they arrested a naked man who stole a beer and then hijacked a bus several miles northeast of the Strip ...
Published : 08.07.2008

Rate: 2.79
Man Dials 911, Complains His Sub Had No Sauce
The sauce for a spicy Italian sandwich was apparently a must have for one Florida man. The man, Reginald Peterson, called 911 twice after a sandwich shop left off the sauce.
Published : 08.05.2008

Rate: 1.83
S.t. Patrick's Day Drug Bust
On St. Patrick's Day, Ohio cops seized crack ...
Published : 05.10.2008

Rate: 3.73
Man Convicted Of Sending Penis Photo By Phone
BERLIN- A 21-year-old German man has been convicted ...
Published : 04.18.2008

Rate: 3.71
Toe-licking Robber Gets Probation
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Published : 04.09.2008

Rate: 3.83
You Think You Got A Painful Job?
If you think, for one second, you’ve got a bad job ...
Published : 04.08.2008

Rate: 3.73
Disorder In The Court: Lawyer Punched
A public defender who was punched in court by a disgruntled client said Thursday he doesn't blame the man who gave him with two black eyes. The disorder in the court, captured on video, happened Monday at Scott County Circuit Court after the judge refused defendant Peter Hafer's request for a new attorney.
Format: Unknown
Published : 03.20.2008

Rate: 2.48
Man Allegedly Steals Neighbor's Panties
SANTA FE, Texas - Police arrested a neighbor after ...
Published : 01.30.2008

Rate: 3.83
Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower
A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together. ...
Published : 01.29.2008

Rate: 2.03
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BERLIN - From a Greek nunnery turned into ...
Published : 01.28.2008

Rate: 3.83
Mom Sells Rule-Breaking Son's Car
After finding alcohol in her son's car, she decided to sell the car and share her 19-year-old's misdeed with everyone -- by placing an ad in the local newspaper.
Published : 01.27.2008

Rate: 3.73

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