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 Paramedics Rush Toy To Hospital | | By: Mark | Published: 01/04/2000 | | |  |
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Paramedics Rush Toy To Hospital
LONDON (Reuters) - A group of British paramedics had the fright
of their lives this Halloween, when they mistook a child's toy
found on a London subway station platform for a human fetus and
rushed it to hospital.
Officials closed down Buckhurst Hill station in Essex,
northwest of London late on Sunday -- Halloween night -- fearing
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They had found an alien egg toy, the latest toy craze to hit
the London area. It contains what looks like an tiny unborn
child curled in a fetal position and suspended in a gooey
placenta-like substance.
``Paramedics thought the toy alien was a human fetus, and the
mistake was only discovered when it was examined in hospital,''
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what the fuck
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molson116
(01.04.2001 11:45:40 PM EST)
those fuckin stupid crooked ass teeth stank ass breath motherfuckers
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So silly!
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.04.2001 9:18:46 AM EST)
I'm glad those paremedics don't work where I live! If it were a real fetus they'd probably mistake it for a toy.
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