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Burglar May Have Gotten Stuck

By: Chuck U FarleyPublished: 01/06/2000
 
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Skeleton Found in Store Chimney Burglar May Have Gotten Stuck, Police Say

PHILADELPHIA -- Police believe skeletal remains found lodged in the chimney of an out-of-business store may be those of a serial burglar who got stuck when trying to rob the place years ago.

Ironically, the man was attempting to burglarize a theft-prevention business in North Philadelphia, Detective Ramonita King said.

"Workers had been knocking down the chimney Saturday when they smelled a foul odor. When they got closer, they noticed a pair of sneakers, jeans and a Philly's cap and what looked to be human remains," King said. "It appears that he got stuck trying to enter the place through the chimney to rob it."

Police found a welfare card in the man's wallet and suspect he was a wanted burglar with many aliases, King said.

The medical examiner's office tentatively listed the cause of death as accidental compression asphyxia, officials said.

King said the store had been closed for many years, and a construction crew had been renovating the property for its new owners. She said the remains may be as many as 5 years old. Exactly when the business was closed is unknown, King said.

The medical examiner's office will be conducting tests to definitely determine if the remains are those of the suspected burglar, King said.

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