"It will take time to restore chaos and order—but we—order out of chaos." —Bush, speaking to reporters about the situation in Iraq Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George W. Bush DeliversRemarks Regarding POWS," April 13, 2003
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#191 Popcorn was invented by the American Indians.
Yo Mama ...
so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
I want to know ow are they going to punish someone for
breaking this law.
Lanjaron, Spain (AP) - Tongue planted firmly in cheek, the
mayor has banned death. He feels the local cemetary is too
crowded for a soul to get decent eternal rest.
So the 4,000 residents of this village in the Granada
province of southern Spain should remain alive while municipal
officials shop for land to house a new graveyard, Mayor Jose
Rubio says.
Rubio, 58, issued an edict ordering people "to take utmost
care of their health so they do not die until town hall takes
the necessary steps to acquire land suitable for our deceased to
rest in glory."
R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg)
I'll give you a cookie if you tickle my wookie
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