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    Mayor Won't Quit After Killing Puppy

    By: Dirk SteelePublished: 01/15/2000
     
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    My question is, why did he think that hitting a puppy with a shovel was a good way to chase it away?

    Milford, Ill. (AP) - The mayor here has decided to stay on the job after all - despite the public outcry that arose when he killed a beagle puppy named Snoopy with a shovel.

    Mayor James Cook, who faces an animal cruelty charge, said he would resign Friday, Cook said many town residents had asked him to stay on as mayor of Milford, about 90 miles south of Chicago.

    Cook said he struck the puppy with a shovel to chase it away from workers who were building a grain bin at the elevator he manages in nearby Bryce. He said when he saw how badly he had injured it, he felt the kindest thing would be to put it out of its misery.

    The mother of the boy whose puppy cook killed said she had forgiven him.

    "God forgives, and so I will, too," said Christy Miller. "It's been blown out of proportion. When he gets death threats, that's not right."

    Police reports indicate Cook paid the owners $150 as compensation.

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    Die! Evil Bastard! (0 replies)
    started by Gouranga
    (03.18.2001 1:27:36 PM EST)

    What you do is you beat the bastard with the shovel for a set amount of time, say 10 minutes, then you give him a little child's plastic shovel and lock him in a room with a pack of starving Dobermans! Kill THOSE dogs, Facist!

    "Death solves all problems - no man, no problem" J.V. Stalin

    wow (0 replies)
    started by aesport2002
    (01.15.2001 9:56:40 PM EST)

    pretty danm funny!!!

    Burn Him At The Stake (0 replies)
    started by landovr
    (01.15.2001 7:59:18 PM EST)

    I think the bastard should be burned alive.

    Lando-Calrissian

    dog all gone (0 replies)
    started by phat5
    (01.13.2001 2:55:56 AM EST)

    hope he steps in dog crap the rest of his dog breath life

    Hang Him (1 reply)  
    started by krs
    (08.17.2000 10:11:02 PM EST)

    The sorry bastard should be hanged, and then hit
    with a shovel.

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