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ALABAMA -- A would-be carjacker jumped into the vehicle of an elderly man.
The theif wore a ski mask and carried a knife. He pushed the
elderly man aside and
went to start the vehicle's engine. It
was then that the would-be theif noticed that the vehicle was
equipped with hand controls used for handicapped individuals.
Realizing that he could not operate them, the theif then put
away the knife and sheepishly told the victim he was "just
joking", whereupon he then bailed out the vehicle and ran.
The stupid criminal was apprehended several hours later after
carjacking another vehicle at a grocery store parking lot.
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