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MONTREAL, Canada - The infuriatingly collectible Pokemon, one of the hottest sensations to come out of Japan in recent years,has precipitated the stabbing of a 14-year-old student in a Quebec school recently. According to reports, the victim was stabbed in the shoulder while fighting over a set of trading cards featuring the cute and popular pocket monsters. The cards have been banned from the school, a step also taken by schools in several U.S. states.
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