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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/09/2000
 
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JAKARTA, Indonesia - A man charged with murder thought he could beat the rap by taking advantage of a legal loop hole. Apparently, policeman are not allowed to arrest someone who is in the midst of practicing a religious ritual. So he began to stand on his head, which is a ritual practiced by a local cult. After days of being upside down, he surrendered to authorities complaining of numb feet.


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