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CHANDLER, Ariz. (Reuters) Sean Barry learned two important lessons
about handcuffs. First, don't play with handcuffs unless you have the key.
Second, if you don't have the key, call a locksmith -- not your local police -- especially if you are a wanted man.
The 23-year-old waiter learned these lessons the hard way
Monday after being arrested at a southeast Phoenix
suburban home by police who responded to his telephone call for
help when he put the handcuffs on and could not get them off.
Officers made a routine computer check on Barry and found an
outstanding arrest warrant for failing to appear in
court for driving on a suspended license.
Police reported that he was taken into custody without
incident -- and with the handcuffs still on.
``We took them off like he asked,'' said Sgt. Ken Phillips, a
police spokesman. ``Only he was in jail at the time.'' It was
not immediately known how Barry came to have the handcuffs in
the first place.
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