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The Cat With Three Testicles

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/16/2000
 
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January 3, 2000 - A ginger tomcat has made a small piece of animal history. Three-year-old McLeod, who is described as a silly old bagpuss by his owner, is the proud owner of three testicles - at least he was. A veterinary surgeon has now removed them, putting an end to any plans McLeod might have had for an exciting climax to the millennium. It is believed to be the first recorded case of a cat with more than two testicles - a condition referred to as polyorchidsm. I opened up one side and there was one, and I opened up the other side and there were two, veterinary surgeon Digby Milwright told BBC News Online. The third testicle was just three-quarters the size of the other two. Fearing it might be cancerous, the vet from Ely in Cambridgeshire, UK, sent all three objects for tests. But pathologist Ken Smith reported a trio of perfect specimens. My part in all this was to confirm that all three structures were indeed testicles, he said.


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