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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
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#89 The average American walks 18,000 steps a day.
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 Don´t Miss This Great Festival | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 01/23/2000 | | |  |
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FRUITA, Colorado - It´s not too early to begin making plans for Fruita, CO´s annual Mike the Headless Chicken Day festivities. Each May, the western Colorado town throws a giant festival in fond remembrance of Mike, a rooster who literally lost his head in 1945 -- and miraculously lived on to achieve fame, if not fortune, as a living, breathing, headless fowl. According to the Denver Post, Mike´s life changed when farmer L.A. Olsen chose him as the main dish for supper on Sept. 10, 1945. Nobody knows what went through Mike´s head, except an axe, when his owner placed it on the chopping block and hacked it off, but Olsen sure got a surprise when Mike stood up and - bobbing and weaving -- headed back to the barnyard, sans head. Mike´s nonchalance amazed Olsen, who watched as the headless fryer mingled with his fellow poultry and attempted to peck at corn kernels.
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That a new meaning.....
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started by
dancegirl
(01.23.2001 3:15:12 PM EST)
to running around like a chicken with it's head cut off. Mmmmmm.......chickenTo dance is to dream
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