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LONDON, England - Bill Ramsey has a problem. He has been jailed and put into psychiatric restraints three times in the past 18 years and now wants the world to know why. He says he is an honest to God, real life werewolf. He snarls and howls at the moon for 20 minutes at a time and this has made his life a living Hell.
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SOUNDS LIKE
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donut38
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HE HAS PROBLEMS
CAN YOU SAY SIDE SHOW
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