"We're now saying, democracy must flourish. And as I recall from my history, it took us quite a while here in the United States, but nevertheless we are making progress." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraq's transformation to democracy
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"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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SALT LAKE CITY - It wouldn´t be surprising if Johnny Lee Miller got upset at the mention of his anger-management course. FBI agents seeking a man who took $34,804 from First Utah Bank on New Year´s Eve caught up with Miller after finding his course graduation certificate in the bank´s vault, said U.S. Attorney Paul Warner. The FBI said Miller slid a gun out from an envelope and demanded of a teller, Where is your money? The suspect took the gun with him but left behind the envelope, which also contained the certificate. It was issued by the Utah Department of Corrections.
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