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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"The solid truth of the matter is, when you find—if you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt people—help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002
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"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code, he turned himself in."
— Rita Rudner, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
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One Liners |
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Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
A: He did okay until his business fell off.
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"Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us."
-Jerry Garcia
