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Doctor Sued For Carving Initials On Woman´s Abdomen
NEW YORK - Ladies make if you live in the New York area you
note this doctor´s name Allan Zarkin and stay far away from him. Why? It seems that Dr. Zarkin should have been a graffiti artist. He is being investigated - and sued - after he allegedly carved his initials on a woman´s abdomen after performing a Caesarean section because he felt he had done such a beautiful job, officials said on Friday. According to witnesses of the procedure at New York´s Beth Israel Medical Center, Dr. Allan Zarkin etched his three-inch (7 cm) initials, AZ, into the skin of new mother Linda Gedz as she lay sedated on Sept. 7. Zarkin, dubbed Dr. Zorro by hospital staff following the incident had
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F**k UP
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started by
BOBtheGOTH
(03.08.2001 2:59:22 PM EST)
Whell,,, who wouldn't calve their anitials on a womans abdomen after doing a sucsessful opperation!
I AM A FAT CHUBBA!!!
hehehe
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started by
oxbrain
(02.06.2001 8:09:08 AM EST)
doctors are funny...
bet her husband had some harsh words, he has to look at it every night.
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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