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MOSCOW - Gregori Vanechesky thought he had invented a great
new bullet-proof vest but he has to go back to the drawing board. This amateur inventor tested the vest on his wife and now the wacky Russian is a widower. That´s right, she was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital as the vest did not prove to be bullet-proof.
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Missing Ballock
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started by
davidwilson11
(03.06.2001 10:54:32 AM EST)
Two gentlmen were sitting in sauna when one of the men stood up. The other followed suit and stood with a ghasp in agony. When he was sitting his right testicle had slipped through the slatts in the wooden bench seat. When the man stood his testicle was ripped clean from his sack. AHHHH painfull
sparky
Damn.
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started by
cheeseball
(02.16.2001 4:29:29 AM EST)
He'll have to start making bullet proof vests outta something other than empty vodka bottles.
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