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STOCKHOLM - Sweden´s 1970s chart-topping pop group ABBA has
turned down an offer worth $1 billion to get together again after 17 years. It is a hell of a lot of money to say no to, but we decided it wasn´t for us, Benny Andersson, one member of the Swedish quartet, told the Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet. The offer came from an American-British consortium which wanted ABBA to reunite for 100 concerts to cash in on the current international revival of the catchy songs that brought the group fame and fortune. Since then, Benny and Bjorn have remained a team, writing musicals and producing records, while attempts by Anni-Frid and Agnetha to launch solo careers flopped.
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Umm...
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jbaby
(02.21.2001 0:39:17 AM EST)
I'd be so flattered that anyone still gave a shit that I think I'd have a hard time saying no......the retards.
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